December 2011
420 posts
I’m really bad at CPR because I have no idea how much tongue to use and do I swallow or what
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oceanastronaut replied to your post: oceanastronaut replied to your post:…
Ah yes, okay I gotcha. A+ choices. Also apparently you can make them with lava blades
oooooo I know what my next project is
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perhapsasketchbook replied to your post: oceanastronaut replied to your post:…
now THAT is clever.
I stole the idea from a guy on youtube :(
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oceanastronaut replied to your post: oceanastronaut replied to your post:…
I approve and what’s a grinder
Mob Grinder! Mobs spawn at the top and are pushed in to a flowing stream of water which pushes half of them down a hole so they fall to their death and I can get all the cool stuff, and the other sends them down a plinko-esque set up until they are funneled to me where I kill them and...
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oceanastronaut replied to your post: oceanastronaut replied to your post: I just played…
I thought you might’ve made something in Minecraft in honor of your mom or something
Holy hell that’s a great idea I’ll name my new grinder after her! I dub thee, “Debbie the Grinder”
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oceanastronaut replied to your post: I just played Minecraft for like 6 hours happy…
how are those two related
they both happened today because I am a thoughtful and caring son
I just played Minecraft for like 6 hours happy birthday mom
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wutangflan replied to your photo: Happy birthday mommy
tell your mom your internet friends say happy birthday
“Thank you for the birthdaypalooza!” -Debbie She may or may not have had a little to drink
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
I don’t think I’ve ever spelled Philadelphia correctly first try
ourowleyes asked: hey andy, i like you
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therealsarfie replied to your photo: I guess I should post a picture of her if I’m…
LOVE HER
All of my friends like my mom more than they like me
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theoryofeeveelution replied to your post: Happy birthday, Mom! Who wants to try and guess…
41, 140, do I win
I mean, you tried
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Happy birthday, Mom! Who wants to try and guess how old she is?
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taraaraara replied to your post: aaneres replied to your photo: Today, I woke up to…
me and serena have been going strong you’ll be ok
I hope I meet the Serena to my Tara one day
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aaneres replied to your photo: Today, I woke up to a doorbell. It was my best…
It’s gonna blow to be that far apart, but I’m sure your friendship can withstand it.
I mean, we’ll definitely be in touch, yeah. I just don’t like the idea of our relationship fading (which distance tends to always do to me) BUT THEY ARE HAPPY SO I AM HAPPY :D
dyinglion:
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When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
oh my fucking god
im gonna kill myself
andy’s blog i have to get out of here
just let it happen
The day I successfully post a working .gif is the day I come up with a side-splitting way to end this joke
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lickmysnake replied to your video
dax fucking flame holy shit
the illest mother fucker ever
I’m normally pretty good about seeing both sides of an argument. I’m even able to approach different issues that I have a pretty strong opinion about with an open mind. It takes a really stupid fucking argument for me to finally declare that I will never be able to view an issue in different shoes. And I feel like I’ve finally gotten to that point with something I’ve felt...
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Watchnextstopeverything:
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fireking:
The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather.
nothing more needs be said
oh my god i am literally dying
this is flawless
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womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
People are basically self-righteous, food-to-poop machines that crave attention in the strangest of ways
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